You are cordially invited
to the Norfolk Pre-Fall Doperfest and Carrier Tour
1100, 26 August in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand
Pier 12S, Norfolk Naval Station
Norfolk, Va.
R.S.V.P.
There ya go, putz.
As I said earlier about needing an aircraft carrier for a gathering:
Only if your personality is so lacking that people wouldn’t come see you without it… rolls eyes
. . . Just thought I’d bump this up so’s Ike can see it.
I KNOW he likes WAVES.
Uke gets a formal invitation, but none of the rest of us do. Jeez Chief, play favorites much? 
S’aright chief; I understand. Sniff.
Inter-service rivalry aside, you’d think I’d get an invite!
Oh VB… batting eyes
What if I invited you?
Hmm . . . Ike and chief alone in an aircraft carrier . . . no wonder it was only an invitation to Ike . . .
But if it’s an open invitation, I’ll go so long as I can hitch a ride with someone.
Damn! I thought this was special for ME, but then I saw…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28056
Will there be lots of leggy blondes in little sailor suits?
For those of us who don’t have money-growing trees, is there a free or at least damn cheap place at which we can shack up for the night? Note: I will sleep in cars. I have done so before.
Damn, Ike, you don’t look like a guy who has a thing for Sailor Moon.
Just don’t ask to shack up with The Chief. He’ll turn you down flat. Trust me, I know these things. He’s done it to me.
:wally
Well HELL, Shayna. There go MY hotel plans…
Well at least you got fair warning so you wouldn’t have your heart broken like I did, Falcon.
::wanders off to go cry in my coffee::
psst! Shayna!
shows off handcuffs and rope she and purp have
What say I go to Norfolk, tie him up, and ship him out to Vegas for you? Good plan?
Gotta bump this one for the Chief to see…
DAVE, I’m worried, I show up at Norfolk Naval Station when the fleet’s in, and they’ve been at the bars, I’m gonna see a LOT of sailor moons.
That is ONE Naval I’m not going to contemplate.
Only if you’re lucky, Ike.
Oh wait. Chief’s been without a woman for a while… You may have a point. A very good one.