Well, we all know that the word “fuck,” thanks to its various forms, is probably the most versatile word in the English language.
So, let’s have a contest: Who can use the word “fuck” or one of its forms (fucking, fucked, fucker, fucks) the most times in one sentence?
This sentence has to make gramatical sense - No run-on sentences are allowed, no other grammatical errors. I will have the lovely and talented Drain Bead judge the contributions, since she is about to graduate with an English major.
I am not officially entering, but I thought I would start us off with an easily-bested entry:
“The fucking fuckers fucked those fucking fucks by fucking around too fucking much.”
There. The bar is at 7. Good fucking luck, all…
Yer pal,
Satan
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
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8342 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,042.87.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 23 hours, 10 minutes.
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