A funny(ish) dating story

I met A many many years ago, through a message board. I went to visit her (and a few other people) shortly thereafter. Although she was in a new relationship, there was definitely a spark between us. Within a few weeks, I was embarking on a long-term relationship that ended not even a year ago. A and I remained e-mail friends that whole time.

Just about two months ago, A found out that I was once again single. She went into automatic flirt mode. I suggested that we get together, and arranged for a rather complicated plane ticket so I could go see her.

Fast forward to last week. I was on the subway on my way to the airport. I ended up sitting next to C, an incredibly cute girl. As she had a suitcase (which ended up weighing about 36 tons – what the fuck was she carrying, bricks?), I asked her where she was headed. We ended up having a really great conversation, and really hit it off.

When we got to the airport, we had to go our separate ways. She said something like “Nice meeting you. Maybe we’ll see each other around the city.” Now, I know from experience that that sort of thing never happens. The only people that one bumps into “around the city” are the assholes. Special people are never seen again. I did the smart thing and asked her if she had e-mail.

“Sure!”, she said, “What’s yours?” I told her, and she wrote it down on the palm of her hand. She then grabbed my hand and started to write her address on it. It didn’t fully take (she only got her first name down), and I suggested that she write it on paper instead. She did.

Now, keep in mind that at the time I was heading out on what I thought was a date. And there I was, with the name of some other woman written on the palm of my hand in indelible ink. This was bad. It almost felt like cheating. I knew right then and there that this was a great story in the making.

When I finally reached an airport bathroom, I scrubbed like no one’s business. All that was left was the letter “C”, and I could easily explain that away as blood poisoning.

A ended up not being all that much fun. As promised, she got me all alone on her couch to watch some romantic movies. She ended up surfing the 'Net the whole night. She totally ignored me. Hey, at least she bought me lunch and dinner. But other than that, it was pretty much a drag. Total bore fest. She didn’t even look at my hand to see if that was where I kept my little black book.

I began to wonder why I was there at all.

I ended up sleeping on her couch. I woke up before she did, and got on her computer to check my e-mail. To my pleasant surprise, I got a message from C. Her indelible ink made it all the way to Kansas City, and she e-mailed me at about 2am. I decided to respond. Just as I was typing something along the lines of “ooh baby, you so hawt”, I heard A’s voice behind me, saying “Good morning!”

I have no idea why I suddenly felt guilty.

It sounds like there will be a happy ending…

Hmm, I don’t know. C comes off as a bit of a flake. But it was fun talking to her. She’s something of a blast.

One way or another, tdn, best of luck.

I ride the subway. Nothing like that ever happens to me on the subway.

Stuff like that happens to me pretty regularly on the subway, but I am a chick so it is probably a little different.

A didn’t jump your bones as expected?

Things like that don’t usually happen to me, but I was feeling especially bold, and she seemed really receptive. It seemed perfectly normal and natural to just start talking to her. I suspect that holiday spirit had something to do with it.

Oh hell no. It was totally weird. Her e-mails up to that point were totally suggestive, sometimes explicit. It was like she was a totally different person when I actually met her.

Not that there wasn’t already a damper on things, but on the second day she told me that her son, who we were to pick up, once took a swing at a guy that complimented her on her perfume. At one point I was left alone in the car with him while A went into a store to get a Christmas card. Talk about awkard!

Eww. And you’d met her before, so it wasn’t as if she’d never seen you before then. Very awkward indeed.

I have to wait a whole year to have another shot at something like this?

Bummer.

As we all know, people tend to be “braver” online than they are face to face, so it doesn’t really surprise me that “A” didn’t want to act on the big talk from the internet (although it seems rather risky to me to invite a man to your house after talking to him like that online unless you do want something to happen…I sure wouldn’t do that).
Oh well. At least you made it through it without getting into a fight with her son. Good luck with this other gal.

The thing was, when we met eight years ago, there was most definitely a spark. Had her boyfriend not been around, things would most likely have happened. Then again, maybe it was that her having a boyfriend gave her permission to act out, as there was already a built-in restraint. There was no such thing this time. (Does that even make sense?)

Then again maybe it was a hormonal thing. My sister was every bit as cold to her husband last week. It was pretty much “I’m burning up, don’t you dare touch me.” Sometimes hot women can be pretty cold, I guess. But that never slowed my ex down. She figured that’s what AC was for.

Naw. Just get on the Blue Line and start talking to someone with a suitcase.

This is what happens when I try to flirt on the subway; and a timely tale it is, too.

A few years ago, I was doing the whole New Year’s Eve thing in downtown Boston. For those who haven’t been here, they have a children’s parade, ice sculptures in the parks, choir performances in the churches, it’s a big deal. I got on the green line to go home. There was only one empty bench; I was moving toward it, then saw two girls who were also headed that way. I stopped and gestured for them to take the seat. Then I discovered that the reason it wasn’t already taken was that someone had thrown up on it.

Chivalry is dead.

You’ve known her eight years and it’s taken this long for something to happen? I mean, was she with the boyfriend all that time…or what…? It just seems a bit strange that you’ve known her so long and yet you seem to have no clue about her behavior. I guess I’m just having a hard time picturing the relationship/friendship you’ve had with her. Maybe you should just talk to her?

I was dating someone for seven and a half of those eight years. It was only when she found out about the breakup that she invited me to stay with her.

Smooth! :wink:

Reminds me of the joke about the drunk who gets into the back of a cab and asks the driver if he’s like a sixpack and a pizza.

No, slightly chunky, as I recall.

We now return you to tdn’s romantic thread, already in progress.

Eww!

Of course, that just reminds me of a whole bunch of other jokes.

This thread needs a “good to hear” as well as a bump. Heavens knows where I’ll find one of those.