A guy is sittin at a bar. another guy sits next to him.
the first one says," thats a familiar accent you got there, where ya from?"
the other guy says “im Irish”.
first guy says “im irish too! where did you live in Ireland?”
the second guy says “Dublin”.
First guy:"me too! when did you graduate?
SG:"1978. what about you?
FG:"i graduated in '78 too. whered you go to school?
SG:"saint mary’s. and you?
FG"i went to saint marys too!
about that time, a new person walks into the bar. says to the bartender, "whats goin on? the bartender says, "oh nothin much, the O’Reilly brothers are drunk again.
Not necessarily the best rendering, but 'twas the feerst Gooogle replyye… Me faevorite Jeeoke:
"This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.
“Ye see that fence over there?” he says to the bartender. “Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they
call me ‘McGregor the Fence-Builder?’ No…”
He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. “Ye see that pier on the loch?” He continues, “AH built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they
call me ‘McGregor the Pier-Builder?’ No.”