I’m bubbling… bubbling out of sheer exhiliration, I tell you!!!
I promise I’ll go slow… okay…
Good fucking grief!
Ha! Dallas wins! Over the frikkin Rams??? Shit, I’d have won both a Bar-B-Que rib and a football bet had I known anybody to bet against in the St. Louis game. A late game sack takes the Rams back to where their field goal attempt hits both the crossbar and the upright at the same time? Unbelivable!
Our ensuing drive includes a stupid Carter pass down the fucking middle with 8 seconds left and we complete it and spike the next play in time?
Go fuck yourself!
We kick a 48 yard fieldgoal with no time left to win the motherfucking game. Ahhhhhh… You’re lying! No way! It only happens to other teams! I refuse to believe such fortune. Aarghhh! fingers crossed
Texans - 7, Eagles - 0.
Mkay, it didn’t last for long, but I was laughing my ass off while it did.
Oakland - gazillion, Titans - somewhat less. Fuck you Bud Adams, with a greased football whichever way you’re used to it going in. BTW, what the fuck was up with Houston CBS switching to Patriots/Chargers midway through the game? I take a fucking nap and Rod Sterling wakes my sleepy ass up? That’s so wrong! And then Jerry Rice setting records and instead of catching it live, I get intercepts? Fuck me with a waffel!
Patriots/Chargers - Who cares… Oakland won, right?
Now… the biggie…
I was raised sucking hind tit to Sir Landry. Say a cross word and you’ll pay for it… I double dog dare ya. Cowboys and Broncos have no love loss considering the Cowboys have historically kicked the pony’s sorry asses. Uhhhhhhh… period.
My in-laws, even though they don’t deserve it, are Broncos fans. Daddy-in-law and I get along great, as he understands my team love and I understand his.
Howfuckingever… Mommy-in-law just can’t get it through her thick fucking skull that team loyalty is some serious fucking shit. Geez you theatre haunting woman, give it a well-deserved rest!
Here’s me earlier on the phone with them tonite: C’mon Broncos, kick the Ravens ass!
Mommy-in-law: Those Cowboys had every excuse, Warner’s finger this, bullshit that, etc, etc, fucking etc, all the terrorists got their airplane training in Texas, Colorado was a nice place before Texans built all these ski resorts, etc, etc, ex-fucking rational thinking cetera.
Hmmmmm… I ain’t gonna :eek: because, ad nauseum, I’ve heard her backwash before. Jeez woman!!!
So I ask you… considering these rectal outbursts, would the gentility of your “familial” sentiments now change toward your in-law’s team? I fought it but mine sure fucking did. Just like they did every one of the past 3 or 4 fucking years that she’s pulled this shit.
pause to check the game
Heh, I was just about to come in and laugh about how the Ravens were kicking the Bronco’s fucking ass when the Ravens just ran a Broncos fucking missed field goal 108 yards back for both a touch and an NFL record.
** BWWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cough cough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cough cough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApffffkt kachoooorg… ugghhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pfksnork… pfffffttt!**
KaHank! spit
Fuck you Denver!
It’s halfway through the 3rd quarter and 34-10 Ravens in Baltimore. You go, girls!
Heh, I’m gonna sleep like a frikkin’ baby leaving the Playboy mansion with a white moustache.
Final… 23-34.