Do you have that in Pink?
How about mauve?
Nevermind, that wouldn’t go with the rest of my outfit anyhow.
Let’s stop and ask for directions.
Mmkay.
Make Love.
Goodness gracious.
Not tonight honey, I have a headache.
I apologize.
You should be wearing more clothes.
Forget sex, I’d rather talk.
When standing next to another guy at the urinal:
“Nice dick.”
“You are right, and I am wrong,(again). Gosh honey, I should have listened to you, in the first place”.
“You know Frank, why can’t you just put the toilet seat down? What’s the big deal?”
“I’d love to go shopping, but I’m getting my nails done.”
That movie “Showgirls” really sucked.
That car has too much power for me.
Its a shame Brittney Spears dresses like that.
I refuse to go to topless bars because its degrading towards women.
I just need to have a really good cry.
Quit it that hurts!
Never, ever get caught whistling or humming “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life…”
Slow down…
You’re not bringing that old thing in this house…
I have to pee so bad…
We can’t have sex, I just met you!
A six pack is plenty
Bill, what is it with you guys and pickup trucks?
Come on Hank, lets go to the bathroom…
[Office Space]
Peter: Do you ever come in on a Monday and you’ve had a bad night and some says “Looks like someone has a case of the Monday’s”?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit no. You say something like that you’re liable to get your ass kicked.
[/Office Space]
A real man shouldn’t and wouldn’t say the lower score first…“The score is 3 to 5.”
“Here, you can use this empty urinal next to mine.”
These pants make my cock look too big.