I much prefer Dorcas, if you don’t mind. It was one of my great-aunt’s middle name.
Dorcas it is (even at the risk of someone believing it a typo v. a proper name). 
I decided to give peas a chance. I went back to Costco yesterday and bought a bag of their Snapea Crisps (It’s the bushel-sized bag, because, you know, Costco). I thought maybe if I added just the right amount of water to a handful of them, they might successfully re-hydrate, so I could at least put some in a tuna casserole.
Not even close to acceptable. Next, I tried to throw them into a pot of boiling water, in the hopes that I could at least make pea soup.* That was even worse. It was like the worst porridge you could possibly imagine. I contemplated offering it to the dog, but he hasn’t misbehaved badly enough to deserve that.
I still have three pecks left. My daughter comes home from school for Christmas on the 16th. If she won’t eat them, I’ll have her string 'em on a thread and make a garland for the tree.
*What’s the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
I feel like this attitude does a disservice to men who satisfy their sexual needs without being creepy assholes about it.
There was a Reddit thread once in which rapists shared their experiences raping women. One of them told his story and how much he’d come to regret his actions, and now he has a daughter and was freaking out about how compelled he felt to educate his daughter about men. Because ‘‘men are selfish assholes who only care about one thing.’’
No, sir, Mr. Rapist. You are a selfish asshole who only cared about one thing. Quit blaming men for your personal problem.
The best use of peas is pea soup.
My junior high self with a straw begs to differ.
My junior high school self is grateful I wasn’t sitting next to you in junior high school.
“I feel like this attitude does a disservice to men who satisfy their sexual needs without being creepy assholes about it.”
Like shitty cops, judges, doctors, nurses, (insert whatever profession/job here) – and, yes, I know being a dick-focused male isn’t an actual profession – I’m not concerned about disservice. If folks don’t want people having a bias or prejudice against them as a gender, then do some damn self-governing, policing and education and other remedial actions to help clean up the problems instead of (usually, at best) sitting back and whining about how unfair people are about X (more often, it’s rationalizing the behavior and suggesting if not explicitly declaring that the victim asked for it in one way or another).
“Quit blaming men for your personal problem.”
Well, that was Mr. Rapist’s attempt to minimize and rationalize his behavior and try to bring it into mainstream. But he wasn’t wrong, as a general rule. To be sure, there are exceptions. Reality denies folks the right to pretend or declare it’s a fallacy. It isn’t as though there’s no such thing as women who engage in sexual abuse and other similarly awful behavior, but no one can credibly declare as of yet that women have anything close to the inability of men to control this *particular *animalistic despicable behavior.
I don’t want people having a bias against me as a gender. And I do a good amount of self-governing, policing and education and other remedial actions to help clean up the problems. Yet you still seem biased. So tell me, oh wise one, what can I do next?
I should think you can do your level best to expand efforts to convince more men to do the same as you, and not with the goal of eliminating bias against you but simply because … it’s the right thing to do, with or without any expectation of indirect benefit to yourself or any women in your life. (As an aside, who knows how much you feel damaged or oppressed by the bias.)
I don’t feel damaged or oppressed at all by bias against men. I’ll leave that crazy train to kstarnes. I’m just looking for ways to make you stop these lectures so we can get back to peas.
My mother makes an outstanding split pea soup…the only thing it’s lacking is a bit of ham. She’s a vegetarian though, so no chance of that happening.
My goyishe husband makes a truly great pea soup complete with ham. Yum. He sometimes makes it purely vegetarian which is also good.
Surely you’re not suggesting that men can cook…on a stove…not a grill. :dubious:
Next thing you’ll be telling me men can make coleslaw!
He is a man of many talents including the ability to make me realize that decent men are the majority and men like the OP a small, small, small society of tiny dicks and even tinier brains.
However, he believes that ketchup belongs on hot dogs and not scrambled eggs so he has his flaws. He also like very mayonaisy cole slaw alas.
He’s OK in my book. A high quality, proper hot dog shouldn’t have ketchup, but there’s a time and place to slum it. Stick with him.
Divorce him now.
I’ll take him.
I like ketchup on balogna. Cheap hot dogs are slender, low-quality balogna, so I put ketchup on them. Good dogs should be treated better.
I like canned peas with butter. I don’t like frozen peas, even with lots of butter.
Many recipes for Chicken Vesuvio call for peas, but when The Italian Village makes it they leave out the peas. I trust their judgement with everything else, so I assume their way is the is better.
Which part is damning? The part where the accusers talk, tell their side, and we are then allowed to make a judgement based upon what they say, on their demeanor, etc? Oh, of course not, because there is nothing of the kind there. In fact, the whole video is completely useless for anything, other than drumming up interest and increasing ratings. God, what a bunch of worthless individuals.