My dad once took me on his knee and said “son, the lettuce in a salad is just a vehicle for the dressing.” The cabbage in that monstrosity of a recipe seems to fill the same role - a necessary evil used to provide some small amount of body to a creamy mess.
But no matter how much you like it, you can’t call that stuff coleslaw.
Hugs and applause for that line and insight.
Suit yourself. No secret coleslaw for you!
Hint for others: a teaspoon of creamed horseradish, Best Food’s mayo and champagne vinegar.
Horseradish! Damn, son, that’s hardcore.
Still not going to accept that it’s the best in the world without firsthand proof.
I’d expect nothing less. It does take 3 days to make, and it doesn’t always turn out at its very best, but even at its nadir, it shouldn’t be compared to KFC (which is merely okay IMO). At its zenith, it is alive with flavor and crispiness. I’ve converted three coleslaw haters in my time. I was going to make one head of cabbage into slaw next week, but now it has to be two.
Would the positive reviews of 14 women sway your nonlegal opinion?
Hmm. Depends, I suppose. How do they feel about KFC slaw?
At least it’s not Miracle Whip.
Okay, who’s up to initiate a kickstarter?
Given that you’ve been made aware that this is a troll thread, and that deflecting troll threads in this way is a longstanding tradition on this board, surely the sensible thing for you to do is abandon this thread as well. You’re wasting your own time far more than anyone else here, since you’re certainly not going to convince anyone of the error of their ways.
Yes, the controversy will never die. Wet or dry. Do not feed a troll coleslaw. Wet or dry. By the way, the answer is wet. Dry is just cabbage.
Somewhere in Germany, 825 C.E.
“Hermann? Look at this vegetable I found, maybe we could eat it?”
“What is it?”
“Don’t know. Tried a taste of it, maybe if we chopped it up and added a shitload of stuff to it, we could choke it down. Here, try this.”
“Gah! What is this stuff, tastes like kabitsch!”
“Don’t swear in front of the k-i-n-d-e-r!”
uhh, luci, I thought we had agreed to save the Brussels sprouts hijack for kstarnes next outing…
I admit it, I’m a cabbage slut.
Boiled cabbage with butter.
Cole slaw, even with miracle whip. Diced, sliced, chopped. Sour, sweet, creamy.
Cabbage rolls.
Cabbage casserole.
Cabbage and ramen salad.
Sauerkraut, couple different varieties.
Pieces of raw cabbage.
Cabbage slut, I tells ya.
Hawt.
You could have a 1000 women, but if individually each offers no evidence of a crime, other than their statements, which cannot simply be taken at face value, they don’t magically add up to proof. One thousand zeroes still add up to zero.
“We”? People seldom agree with me, but I never agree with them.
Victim testimony* is not zero.
It’s not 100, but it’s not zero.
*Y’know, if this were court. Which it isn’t.
How about 100 statements that are “ones”, on a scale of 1 to 10. They add up to 100, but not of course to 100 percent certainty. The point is that parading numerous witness before a jury, each of whom no evidence other than their statements, should not be taken as proof, simply because there are a whole lot of them. You need supporting evidence. Pictures, DNA, something.
So is eyewitness testimony utterly without probative value? Or only when it is offered by women?
Your statement is the stupidest thing I have ever seen on the internet that wasn’t a joke. I’d offer congratulations, but you’d probably go and tell your mother.