My gosh, y’all have been bizzy! Haze, that is totally a noir looking photo, nicely done. You look like an extra from “Lust, Caution” or something. Well, aside from not being Chinese and all!
Noone, you’re more than welcome to flirt all you want with me, however you’d best keep in mind that all three of those clauses do apply. This means that I not only have a dirty mind and a will to employ it but I also have many years of experience in duping young men into thinking they were chasing me and being all proud that they caught me. As they’re savoring their victory I casually rob them of all their essential bodily fluids and leave 'em for dead near the highway. Eh, it’s a living! 
Rigs, I just recently deciphered that the “suspenders” in the song aren’t actual American type hold-your-pants-up suspenders but are actually what we’d call a garter belt! It made the whole song make much more sense.
[HomerSimpson]“Ah, rough sex–the cause of and solution to all life’s problems!” [/HS] ppr, I feel your pain–literally! I was at my favorite Mexican joint having lunch and I slipped on a wet floor and went down hard on my right hip and elbow. I twisted my back a bit, wrenched my knee a bit and my neck is a little dodgy. Man, I gotta get some shoes with better traction, those things are killers!
**taxi, ** glad you enjoyed the curry–isn’t that the richest tasting dish you ever made in less than a day? I was actually surprised that, considering the sheer amount of dried spices that went in, it took as little time simmering as it did. Usually when I make anything that highly spiced it needs to cook for hours to mellow out the flavors. Color me pleasantly surprised!
Also, re Gross Non Handwashing Cow-Orker I second the giant Purell bottle but I suggest it have a nice ribbon on it and a little card that reads “For when you just can’t make time to wash after the toilet!” Subtle, y’know? 
Mmmmmmm, Ben & Jerry’s Coffee, Coffee, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz… marks calendar–then marks it again with red ink
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