Not for nothing, but this habit you have of using vb code to indent every single freakin’ post is really starting to get on my nerves.
Not to mention the endearing :rolleyes: habit you have in including a rolling eyes smiley in a lot of your posts. Aren’t you afraid your eyes are going to get stuck rolled up in your head like that?
Oh, right, cites:
And here <-- not a rolling eyes, but amounts to about the same
…I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT!..
:rolleyes:
-Ben
(sheesh… how does kniz center the rolleyes? It’s not looking right in preview.)
Pssst, Ben: kniz uses {list} (with of course) to indent.
[list][list][list][list][list][list][list]It’s a very clever gimmick. :rolleyes:
I still can’t seem to get it to work- things aren’t nicely centered in my posts like they are in kniz’s.
Anyway, don’t you think there’s something vaguely poetic in the rhythm of kniz’s posts? We could use the word “kniz” to describe a new kind of poem. Like one of the examples you quoted:
Subject line: Give him a
PERSONAL SIZE PEPPERONI IN THE FACE
:rolleyes:
[SUB]Just a suggestion[/SUB]
There’s a certain recurring rhythm here in virtually all kniz-poems, to wit:
Hmmmm
…HEY!…
:rolleyes:
[SUB]Eh.[/SUB]
You see? The rapid shifts of emotional tone underscore the fact that the posts oftentimes don’t even entirely make sense. We could even have a contest to, uh, wait…
**I suggest we
…HAVE A POETRY CONTEST…**
:rolleyes:
[SUB]If anyone cares[/SUB]
-Ben
(Of course, I’m a bit biased against kniz, considering that he seems determined to use kniz-logic to prove that I’m a bigot. No doubt he’ll read this post and point to it as proof that I think all Christians are members of the Klan or some such…)
he is clearly a master of the Vboard code, with his masterful centering…
how sad it is that his masterery has been turned to evil.
[sub]i wont say it… i will resist… ohhh… fuck it.[/sub]
Move Kniz for great justice!
I dunno. Compared to SweetSue (and by God, I hope I’m not invoking her now…), kniz’s vB antics seem, well, almost tolerable.
[sub]Note that I said almost. Just a suggestion.[/sub]
:rolleyes:
I rarely do this but…
HEAR FUCKING HEAR!
Well, see I lived in Cincinnati for 11 years and I guess you know all about Procter & Gamble and:[list][list][list][list][list][list]SATAN
…:mad:…
Euty made some reference to the fact that I always post using my indent MO. I believe Ben that you can testify that I don’t always use that style. Anyways I’m not much of a poet, but give me a poem and I will present it in code.
Have any of you seen my master-piece, my coop de grass.
Find it and I will refrain from using my style on MPSIMS for a week, which will make life easier for EUTY.
How 'bout making Euty’s life a bit easier anyhow by refraining from using your ‘style’? (
You mean here, I assume…
SDMB posting as performance art. Interesting.
why should he??? i like his style 
even if it gets on pooooor eutychus’ nerves. 
I think is because he has nothing better to complain of i presume :rolleyes:
you shouldnt be a big meaniehead eutychus you are MODERATOR!
i like these smiles 
Oh, my. Alpha’s gonna love that shit when he logs on tomorrow morning.
And another one trying for the title in the “getting off to a bad start” competition.
What in the name of Jesus, Mary, Joseph, John, Daniel, Adam, Eve, Cain, Able, Solomon, Paul, Herrod, Cain, Abel, Noah, Ezekiel, Moses, Abraham, David, Goliath, Pontius Pilate and God’s motherfucking Earth does this have to do with
[ul][list][list][list][list][list]ANYTHING!!!
· Infinity
:rolleyes: · Infinity
:mad: · Infinity
[/ul][/list][/list][/list][/list][/list]
Well?
Oh, and speaking of his “Coop de grass,” I love how he put the jewish smilie and the terrorists comment right next to each other. Warms my heart ever so much.
Care to explain, or shall I just use my favorite smilie:
:wally
No, and fot the life of me I can’t understand why you’d put your lawn inside a chicken coop.
Ender, i think he meant that the jewish smilie was asking, [were they] terrorists?
and as an aside…
that finally explains your sig- i never was sure which of the two possible interpretations was true, and i thought it would be uncouth to ask. now i know. heh heh… i like it.
Alpha? Forget him. Imagine what Chief Scott’s gonna think!