Firstly, congratulations on you’re 500th post. You must have wasted countless hours sitting at your computer posting feeble comments like your previous one.
“You are not only messing with the wrong members…”
I am messing with the WRONG members? Sorry I was supposed to mess with the RIGHT members. I suppose I should get scared now? Scared of all the evil things these “members” will do to me for messing with them?
“posting tedious riddles”
Am I? Shit, I’m certainly getting a lot of responses to my ‘tedious’ riddles.
“you also seem to be criminalizing and demeaning love”
HAHAHA! He was with her for TEN DAYS! You understand? 10 DAYS. I’m sure he’s in love after having actually been her presence for less then a fortnight. But hey? If he wants to give up his education, job and life as he knew it to see if this woman is the one then hey!! You tell him to go for it! And if it doesn’t work out? Then what? Will you be there to pay his bills, get his feet back on the ground yadda yadda… no!! You won’t be!!
“I correctly guess that you not only got your pasty white, hairy ass dumped by a woman but she also told you the truth about your pencil dick.”
Oh that is VERY mature of you Sue, BRAVO.
“…tells me that your spelling and grammar SUCKS (with a capital S) and confirms that the FBI profiling of serial killers really works.”
Hmmm… I was only state spelling bee champion 3 years running, but I guess because I made a few typos, I have poor grammar skills! FBI profiling of serial killers works does it? I think you need a CAT scan ASAP. HOW you drew that conclusion is beyond me.
“My suggestion is that you get off the computer and crawl back into your basement bedroom”
Although you spend your pathetic feeble life trapped indoors, bolting at the first sign of sunlight, I actually ENJOY the outdoors. I enjoy doing physical exercise, I ENJOY having a life.
So, in conclusion, next time you decide that you are a love expert and begin advising people to throw away everything they have worked for in a slim chance of romantic happiness, don’t. Also, stop living your life through a computer. There are OTHER things to do in the world then stare at computer screens. I KNOW this may come as a shock to you but you CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE. What you need to do is blow the extremely thick pile of dust that has engulfed the “off” switch on your computer and give it a press (if it still works).