A Mild Rant: Please quit commenting on my appearance.

The BBQ Pit
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Lessee, forecast for Calgary calls for snow by the middle of the week…
It’s ~ 2700 miles (4355 km) from here to Calgary.
It’s going to be snowing there…
I don’t suppose you could swoon your way down here?

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Snow? It’s not supposed to snow…

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Wednesday and Thursday, according to Yahoo weather.

OK, so it won’t stick - still, that’s just wrong!

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Well, according to Environment Canada there may be light showers. Personally, I prefer that - I want to wear sandles.

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It just occurred to me I’ve hijacked another thread…I’m surprised the FBI isn’t after me…

Ooops. Sorry.

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No worries - at least you wern’t commenting on my appearance…

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“…and that is why you, the jury, must find my client Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity!”

“The Defense Rests, Your Honor!!” :smiley:

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See, now, when you ask someone not to do something because it annoys you, and you mention it more than once and they continue to do it, losing your temper a tad would actually be considered a normal psychological reaction.

However, if you were the person continuing to do whatever it was you were asked not to do, that might be considered a pathology.

So, SkyKing tell me about your childhood…

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Well…I guess I can go back to the time I was born and the doctor spanked my mom and dad instead of me! Then he subsequently committed suicide!

Then, it wasn’t until I was like…6 years old that I found out there was NO such thing as Alpo Baby Food, and that the “potato chips” I had been snacking on were actually paint chips!

Shall I go on…??

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Please, this is fascinating. A nice addition to my undergrad thesis, I’m sure…

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My dear Alice, me thinks you are more interested in my “Tail”, than in my “Tale”!

BTW…I’ve noticed that your name doesn’t fit your shape!! Me thinks you are more like a Queen!! Yes…the Queen of Hearts shall be your new name!! But, before you do change it, you must first recite these words to yourself over and over: “You are old, Father William”.

Now…where is my Hookah??

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I think yer better keep yer “tail” to yerself, there big boy…

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Alice, you say:

You are indeed MAD!! And I know I am MAD, but so is the Hatter and the March Hare!! Is it NOT so?

By-the-by, YOU are invited to our MAD TEA PARTY!!

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Folks, I think that SkyKing is losing it here…

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I rest my case.

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Whoa!

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Welcome, Aristides, to this thread!!

Are you from the WHOA (Working to Halt Online Abuse) Organization?? If so, then you’ve come to the right place!

I want to report a certain person here who goes by the name of “Alice”!! Me thinks she needs to be told to stop eating from the funny mushrooms, and to wake up from her dream world!

She apparently thinks that her looking-glass is here on this MB and it’s reflecting back opinions about her appearance! Is there anything we can do for her?? :rolleyes:

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So, when your mild rant:

about not commenting on your appearance ends with this thread dying (wtg Cartooniverse) you decide, after 2.5 hours, that you need to post a link to photos of yourself for us to further not comment on??

:rolleyes: :confused: