If there is, there quite possibly might be a spotting of her royal highness, the divine Miss Blossom. Especially since this is around the time of my birthday! But it all depends on how hard Christmas is on my checkbook. Well and what Bing has planned, although I’ll wager nothing. Wow, Cherry’s maiden Dopefest. I’m all a-twitter.
What’s the big hoo-haw Supe? You shave your nether regions, wear a skirt and flash your ass. Bingo! Instant thinksnow. And if he’s with us, what’s he gonna say?
Bah! Have faith in yourself man!
-Rue.
Again: grrrrrrr.
All’s I can say is there better be pictures and they better be posted and they better be labeled and a postcard would be nice, but I’m not gonna make a stink about that…
I’ll prolly be spending that weekend baking cookies and holiday goodies like that… I can promise you that my cookies are worth the detour. [sub](does that look as suggestive to you as it does to me??)[/sub]
I’m still pouting…
Dude, he said bask, not baste. Bask, not baste. Bask in all the glory of Hosting not Baste in all the glory of Hostess.
Sophie, dear gentle Sophie, we could always call you, let you know what’s going on, who’s there, etc., etc. You know, regale you with the fabulous activities and zany antics. Would that make you feel better?
What if we all offered to send you a kiss? We’ll smooch a letter and mail it off, how’d that be?
Me, too. It’s not a huge deal, but it does change things.
What a lovely thought, thinksnow! Please do call me. I’ll be emailing you my cell phone number. I’m so high tech. You can (all) send a kiss to me over the phone.
I know how you feel, FairyChatMom. It just pisses me off to no end. I will make it next time, fer sure.
Hey, I just got the 8th from Ellen, who I thought got it from you. This allows us to make somebody Munchdrunk, which is cool, but also get’s us all birthday kisses from Ms. Blossom. I’m not touching Cherry’s maiden thing with a ten foot pole. Unless I’m invited to, in which case no one else might even get there. That’s even confused me, which is no small feet. Or fete. Whatever.
Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, can we renegotiate your participation somehow? Or we can keep you on the phone the whole time, it will be the weekend and I have scads of weekend and night minutes. Plus my mobile only seems to work in a car, never at anyone’s house. At the least can you send us a life-sized fascimile of the beauty which is you?
FairyChatMom, we’ll take pictures but we might get in trouble if we try to send them or post them via the Internet. FCC rules and all. Can you send us some cookies? Please?!?
If you are insistant you can’t hit Pittsburgh, I would like a post card signed by both the mobile crew and the pit crews, if at all possible.
Right now: Jackson, MS. Saint Zero and I will be moving to Louisville January 25.
[hijack] Louisville Dopers, any suggestions on a good, decent, inexpensive place to live? We’re looking for at least a 2 bedroom with hookups. Thanks! [byejack]
What’s the matter, Sophie? Why couldn’t you attend this shindig? I realize that Tennessee’s not along their planned route, but you’re always welcome to come stay with me a day[sub]a week…hotsex[/sub] before, and join us then.
By the way, Sophie, I’ve already got your cell phone number. That’s the great thing about UncleBeer’s OhDope spreadsheet.
E-mail me your address and I’ll see what I can do. I guess I can be there in spirit and in baked goods if not in body. What I need to do is make a cardboard cutout of me and that you can take along… but I’m not that artistical. Maybe a cookie that looks like me??? Hmmmmm…
You guys say the sweetest things. I can’t come because I am in the process of adopting a two-year-old and a five-month-old, my niece and nephew, Dyanne and Knight. For those of you who knew me before: I was childless until the 8th. Talk about a crash course in motherhood. Freaky stuff. I used to have an ungodly aversion to runny noses and, uh, other baby byproducts. I guess the aversion hasn’t gone away; it has just been muted for the time being…and for the next two or three years.
So, I haven’t been posting much because I have no time, and I can’t come because the kids need me (or is it that Mr. Sophie needs me?). Either way, now just isn’t good for our family. Mr. Sophie wants me to go on another trip because he’s the kind of guy who wants me to have adventures, and he has promised me that things will settle down soon. In fact, I was thinking that we should have a little birthday party for ts in February. Or maybe it could be a “Sophie Gets Away” party. Hell, I’m not picky.
SuperStud, my cell has changed. Check your email.
Mmmmmm, FairyChatMom… with nuts!
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Ahem. ::Clears throat:: I was born on February 10th
Got it, Charlize 
uh, that would be FairyChatDad…
[sub]can’t believe I posted that…
Ahem. ::Clears throat:: I was born on February 10th
Got it, Charlize
The 7th would have been a better weekend to be in Lexington, since there are two great shows at Lynagh’s–Alejandro Escovedo on the 7th, the Asylum Street Spankers on the 8th. (Not to mention the UK-UNC basketball game on the 8th.)
I have a residency interview in North Carolina on the 14th, and another in Virginia on the 17th, and I haven’t decided if I’m coming back to old Kentucky in between or not. Keep me posted on the details, and CrazyCatLady and myself may join the party as it rolls through tha LEX.
Later,
Dr. J
Hey, speaking of pictures, (no, I’m not sure who was, but I’m fairly sure someone did) what’s the odds of us being near a Mall. We could shove the little kids aside and get a group shot with Santa. Wouldn’t that be cool?
And Sophie, if Mr. Sophie wants you to “go on another trip because he’s the kind of guy who wants me to have adventures” isn’t it a little selfish of you not to? Maybe he wants some quality alone-time with the mucous factories so they can bond. It’s very important for a Dad to bond with the kids. I read that in a book somewhere.
(While I’m shamelessly roping Dopettes into this whole… adventure…)
Medea’s Kid have you talked to Zap? Pittsburgh is between most of the state and the jump off point for this whole trek. (Cincinnati) Not that I’m suggesting nuthin’.
And I’m not even going to suggest you and Jester split gas money for the JesterMobile.
I think I’m done making trouble now.
-Rue.