Good work, Coldy, and congrats. If you’re ever in the States and feel like playing rugby with a lifeless bird,(or if you just want to tip a few pints), let me know.
Congratulations, Coldfire!
Congrats Coldfire!
Just remember the old saying: “Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
Luckily, moderator power only corrupts moderately. Not that any of us will be able to tell any difference…
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Moderator’s Notes: Obviously Coldfire didn’t edit your post BornDodgy and you are making a joke, but please don’t attmept to mislead the members in this fashion. We take a very dim view of people attempting to impersonate the staff here. Our authority comes from the good faith and trust our members have in us; attempts at misinforming the community can only serve to undermine that trust and respect.
Thanks, UncleBeer, for the SDMB.
Now, carry on with the roast!
Gelukwens, Clogboy! Searching for nice things to say about Clogboy…coming up short…ah yes, he buys only the finest Stroopwafels for his favorite Dopers. 
Does this mean I have to stop harassing you now, or am I covered under some grandfathering clause?
Damn, there goes the neighbourhood.
One less language to swear in, godverdomme.
Hou ze warm, jongen!
I always pictured you more as a rocker.
Yay!!! Congrats, sweetie! Does this mean we’ll have Rush as the official SDMB band soon?
And there’s never been a better time for my sig…
Well, THIS is a fine kettle of fish. Just when I get used to seeing Coldfire in chat, he becomes a mod, and thus gets a handy excuse for being absent from the chatroom.
Confound your Dutch hide! You’d better not let this minor chore interfere with your chat duties, Clog-boy!
Seriously, though, congrats on the mod-job. I hereby reserve the right to criticize the holy hell out of you. heheh
Well Coldy, does this mean that now you are a dignified, restrained moderator you have to put away your sock?
Keith
Please add my toadying to the tumult … congratulations 
Congrats, Coldie.
An excellent choice administrators.
ToF, I think you hit the nail right on the head. What did Coldie have to do to become a Mod? I’m not sayin’ but…
As of this post, according to the SDMB Search Function, number of posts that contain “coldfire” and “felch”: 203.
'Nuff said. 
Congratulations Coldfire
Ohhhh fuck it.
Coldy ( kiss kiss) how about a welcome to the straight dope for your old buddy aha?
::: hoisting a pint in honor of Coldie :::
Cheers!
Would showing you my wet cleavage be an appropriate suck-up here?
Coldy used to be one of us,
Discussing feces, foreskins, and pus.
But now he’s a mod,
A mighty board god,
And now he won’t even cuss!
Congratulations!
All of the above sentiments, and a pint of Guinness and a gram of hash for you.
Cheers!
This email just ended up forwarded to me by an anonymous Reader insider known as “DeepFelch”
Congrats Coldy, you will do a great job!
pat
Damn,I was waiting for my fiftieth post, to teach you a thing or too
The length some people go, just so they can go back and edit their mistakes.
Well done, I couldn’t name anybody more competent, inteligent and profressional for the role.
Does this mean we finally have a soccer loving Mod?