the used condom.
stepping in something sticky and squelchy and then never knowing what it was, or stepping on something dry and crunchy and finding out that it was something horrible?
The dry, crunchy something horrible.
Finding out your lover is an unknown/long-lost close relative or finding out a boyband member is am unknown/long-lost close relative.
boyband member shudder
ghosts or bats?
Walking in on your parents having sex
or
walking in on your grandparents having sex
Grandparents!
Walking in the house to find your parents and boyfriend sitting in stony silence or walking in to find them sitting together looking at the pictures in your baby book. :eek"
Stoney silence. I’d worry about what mom said this time.
The package delieved to you ticks, or the package growls?
Ha! Like growling would worry ME! Definately ticking.
You’re almost home and a cop pulls you over, lights flashing
Or
The cop is ahead of you and pulls into YOUR driveway!
Cop in my driveway-I’d assume something happened to my family…
ooookay…
Giving Strom Thurmond head, or cunnilingus with the Queen Mother?
Cunnilingus with the Queen Mother. Ack!
Seeing an avalanche rushing towards you, or Backstreet Boys do Christmas: The Album
avalanche (well, i can plug my ears…)
a near miss (by a weapon of your choice) or a friend veryveryvery nearby getting hit (again, with a weapon of your choice)?
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- Friend gets it. Sorry bud, I’ve got a tanning club membership, you know.
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(-for the guys-) -Getting beat up by a guy you find out later is really a girl, or paying for a lap dance from a girl you find out later is really a guy?
[we do this stupid question sheet at work, but it’s all guys,]
- Friend gets it. Sorry bud, I’ve got a tanning club membership, you know.
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Getting beat up. Of course, I’ve had sex with a drag queen, so my answer is probably disqualified.
Jumping off a high cliff into water…
blindfolded?
or
hands tied behind back?
With hands behind back. I hate losing that control.
Which would be scarier-
Finding a dead body (average amount of gore) or speaking publicly?
Finding a dead body-I don’t mind speaking in public.
How about:
Finding HALF of a maggot in your candybar after you bit into it, or seeing your grandmother naked?
Gotta be the Maggot!
Walking in your sleep-out the front door and falling down the stairs, or making it down the stairs ok, and down the street, naked!
Being naked, of course!
Blowing the very first question on “Who wants to be a millionaire” or finding your wife / girlfriend in bed with Regis?
I’m a girl, so I’d have to say finding my HUSBAND in bed with Regis! EWWWW!!!
Waking up with a huge spider on your pillow, looking at you (Happened to me)
or
Waking up with a mouse on your pillow (happened to my mom)
near miss
Whenever you speak to the opposite sex, David Arquetes voice and mannerisms comes out OR whenever you appear in public, all the Baldwin brothers are required to be with you.
the flock of Balwins.
Which would be scarier, if snow never melted, or if sunlight did?
The Sunlight. I think we’re all pretty used to the idea of there being permamnant snow on the poles, but the sunlight thing would freak me right out!
Waking up in the middle of the night and hearing furtive sounds, or waking up and hearing no sound at all-no fridge hum, no traffic etc.