I was coerced by the goevernment to give one of them my seat on the bus this morning! The sticker told me to!
Help! Help! I’m being oppressed! why is it the Non-Old Non-Lady people the first to suffer repression because of the little old ladies!
My culture suffers because of them aswell! They buy Daniel O’Donnell merchandice in record amounts
www.northernechoholidays.co.uk/details.asp?UID=668 - 14k
de dominates the Country culture! I cant find the CD’s with songs about Whiskey, wife beating and the Cause since the Little Old Grannies (the LOG) publicity machine forces mediocrity upon the genre.
Mary Whitehouse and the Queen Mum are still alive and running the LOG media.
I think they’re on to us: the Nation of LOG screwed up your link, Twisty. It turned into a holiday site. Must be something to do with the Protocols of the Elders of Saga!!!
I thought that was an old Python skit? Didn’t they show biker-types nervously walking by a group of old ladies standing on a corner, and the LOL’s start harassing them.
Anyway, one tried to move into our neighborhood, but us God-fearing younger people put a stop to that. Alls we need around here is a bunch of them racing down the street at 5 mph with the left turn signal permanently on. They’d be happier with their own kind. And by the way, why is it okay for them to call each other “old”, but if I use the “O” word, I’m an age-ist!
Plus, many of them have kids but aren’t married. They’re just genetically immoral. Sure, they use the term “widow”, but I just say “slut!”
Nervously looking over shoulder Have you ever noticed, the LOL’s always have home made cookies around? They’re always so ready to give out cookies and milk. Why? Isn’t it obvious? Mind Control! That’s right, the sugar and peanut butter in those cookies alter the minds of the childred who eat them, who then grow up and have been conditioned to be sympathetic to their mistresses plans.
And they wear a specialised sort of headgear: if not the infamous hats (a la queen-mum-gawd-bless-'er-and-all-who-sail-in-her), many wear headscarves.
Many also frequent haunts known as “bingo halls” where I suspect messages are passed on in a fiendish numerical code.
And why do some of them dye their hair blue? What can be the meaning of this? I mean, I am sure they would say it is a simple matter of personal habit and preference, but, really, we must be on our guard.
(They never give me cookies though )
And don’t forget their attempts to cripple the world’s economy at checkout counters all over the world.
“I’m sure I have the exact change, dearie”, they tell the cashier before spending 20 minutes fumbling in their purses. Or perhaps it’s the cunning “Can I write a check for that?” ploy, which is then followed by a lengthly delay whilst the checkbook and pen are excavated from the depths of the pocketbook, the check is laboriously filled out, and questions as to the date and payor name must be asked.
Meanwhile. those of us waiting in line to purchase our vital consumer goods have given up in digust. “I’m too busy to wait like this” we say. tossing our goods aside and storming out of the store.
I tell you the costs of this surely run up into the billions.
Yes! My mom and I have been after the LOL’s for years! The truth is out there!! Of course, efforts have been made over many years to expose the LOL’s evil. Ever see Arsenic and Old Lace? Or Rosemary’s Baby? Huh? Huh?
But they have weaknesses. Rap music. High speeds. Good taste. I say we speed up to the nearest bingo hall and walk in, all of us in good, tasteful clothing, each holding a boombox with Eminem on full volume. Charge, brothers and sisters!
I’ve heard rumours of whole gangs of them practising T’ai Chi in the park (in warm climates, anyway. No sign of it yet in England, AFAIK).
Come the revolution, brother :eek:
And the worst part? Go to any “senior center” (and if that isn’t a cunning euphemism…), and look at all the LOLs learning to use the Internet. In other words, we can plan the resistance in relative safety here now, but in a few short weeks, even this bastion of freethought will be under assault.
Maybe we should proactively ban all links to and from ComfySlipperFront.org, just to be sure.
That great old Monty Python skit was about a gang named “Hell’s Grannies”. They had blue hair, were dressed in black bombazine, and were viscious with furled unbrellas!
