“She could taste her blood on her son’s dick.”
“Weren’t room enough in that bed to go like this, so we all went like this.”
“But Paw, her li’l ol’ arm gits so tired!”
“She ain’t good enough fer her own kinfolk, she ain’t good enough for me!”
“Goldberg, iceberg, what’s the difference?”
“Ah! At last, a hot meal!”
“That’s nacho cheese! That’s na-cho cheese!”
“Good thing we didn’t step in it!”
“I feel sorry for Larry. He brought watermelons.”
“Ja, sure. Jus’ keep dat fresh air comin’!”
“You don’t know where you are, you don’t know how you got there, and you expect me to save your ass.”
“He didn’t know where he was going when he left, he didn’t know where he was when he was there, and he didn’t know where he’d been when he got back—and he did it all on other people’s money.”
“Hey, demon! Get off the fuckin’ car!”
“Because he was a little more on.”
“Well, he keeps the children entertained and, goodness knows, we can use the eggs.”
They’d come to see Closed for Winter.
“Here’s a spoon, then. We ain’t got no 'lectricity.”
“We need to start using all these big city amenities, Ma. Call the Fire Department.”
The coffin stopped.
“Your light was on.”
“They usually just spit them out.”
“I just put in a personal check for $15,000, and took out my change.”
“A ‘surge.’”
A graduate student who’s reloading.
“Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.”
Mexico and Canada.
“Everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in the United States.”
“What’s that sound?”
“It’s off the air one week out of every month.”