“Gentlemen! Have you no Holmes to go to?”
“Big World.”
“Flo.”
“Wanda.”
“Muffy.”
“Mmm-mmmm! Eliza!”
“Was it moose cock?”
“A submarine.”
A stick.
“No, but I’ve had a novel experience with a vicar.”
“Oh, since I was a puppy.”
“Nothing to do with me. I’m a helicopter!”
“Well, then you’re gonna HATE Thursdays”
“I’ve NEVER eaten a parakeet! Now, I might have had a cockatoo…”
“So he picks her up and throws her on the ocean. ‘Now, you’re fucked’.”
“Then I saw she had a huge dick, and holy crap! I can’t swim!”
“Shut up, or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor”.
“Shut up, and reload”.
“She drew a prophet from a rush on the bank”.
“Did you ever see someone bowl 300 and lose?”
“You oscillate its tit a lot”.
“Everyone ran for cover when ‘B-52’ was called”.
“He had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other”.
And now she has athletes fetus
“The term ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken.”
“I just have to tell someone: you’re not gonna believe who I’ve been sleeping with…”
“Shhhhhh! Quiet, dude! I’m having her now!”
“Holy shit! Look at all them goddamned fucking Indians!”
“So, do you have any beefsteak?”
“You’re right! it really looks like you’re f***ing !”
“a chocolate bar”
“We never had any problem like that, me and the Charlemagne’ buddies…”
“The Ignited Negro Fund.”
I must have had the kids’ version: “Holy cow! Lookit all them cotton pickin’ Indians!”
“I have to admit, I almost said something when my wife fell out of the plane.”