“Non, non, non, monsieur! Not ze peach, ze poussay!”
Well, could be worse! At least I don’t have cancer!
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“No, just those who catch my eye.”
“Oh, by the way: Have you heard Walter Mondale is fucking Jodie Foster?”
“Oh, it’s just the O’Doyle twins, drunk again.”
“Where’s the library at, asshole?”
“How did you get their little legs apart?”
“And now it gives liquid soap…”
“Well, everyone of them”
“myes, butm imt’s mnot mvery measy…”
“A wedding with two organ grinders.”
But you know… sometimes I just wish I could wake up before eight a.m.
“No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?”
“Hey Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant?”
“If I’da known vat’s vat, I’da gone in college.”
“You see the one on the left? That’s the one I don’t go to.”
“You’re velcome.”
“You’re out of toilet paper in the Ladies’ Room.”
“Well, I’m in the bar right next door to there.”
“You get your dog, your woman, and your pickup back.”
“New Age music.”
“He was great on the piano, but sucked on the organ.”
“So his friends would recognize him.”
“if you wait about one minute, I can save you $10,000”
“We Be Toys an’ Shiiiiiit.”
(in a drunk-sounding voice): “OK, whersh that girl who needsh her toenails clipped?”
“He liked playing with his change.”
“No, no. I said ‘Hand me the bouys!’”
Which Tyler