Which Tyler.
A joke so funny I posted it twice
“Two shots and a splash of water.”
“Nice tits. Where do you want these blinds?”
“I hadn’t planned on spending that much money.”
“Yes, I know. It’s the cobblestones.”
Please!
Too late, the jigs up
Here, your sign fell down
No, it’s some guy at a bar in Toledo
An elephant
shoot the dogs!
including her pet armadillo
“Miththus Thmith juth fell on her ath.”
So the reign in Spain is mainly on the plane.
“It’s deaf.”
“They both got some bad crack.”
Last night she called me from a motel just outside of town.
“The Chinese guy jumps out from behind the door and yells 'SUPPLIES!!!’”
“Just befole bleakfast”.
“One clucks defiance”.
“They just couldn’t take a shot to the head”.
“He couldn’t decide whether to go with the raw rookie or with the
seasoned veteran”.
“I am *soooooo *drunk!”
“Didn’t you hear me? I said 'I am *soooooo *drunk!”
“OK, he’s dead. Now what?”
“To be, or not to be. Dat be de question.”
“Good morning, ladies!”
“And is this fucking bitch giving you a hard time?”
“Not all was lost: He shit three pearls the next day.”