“Oh, when I die. I thought you were gettin’ a load up now.”
“Name them.”
“The Bishop looks at her and says ‘Well, goddammit, let him try!’”
“You look stressed; you need to unwind. Why not go to the theatre?”
“Helen Curly Brown.”
He opened the last envelope and read, Prepare three envelopes.
“… And third, you’re black.”
“Well, I have to tell you, She’s pissed, and She’s black.”
“They hate Russians and they piss oil.”
“I know what you mean, but there are a lot of popes up here, and he’s the first lawyer.”
“Hey! Who’s that up there with Harry?”
“It’s better than pork, isn’t it?”
“I promised you Eternity with 72 Virginians. What did you think I said?”
“Write him a ticket, Yuri.”
“But Comrade Brezhnev! They’re eating with chopsticks!”
The Tsar put his hand over the receiver and said, “I don’t know, Gromyko. What do you think?”
“You may enter, former Vice-President Quayle.”
“Aye laddie, I dinna ken what ye were up to last night, but looks like ye took first prize!”
“Every time you turn around, I step out of the circle!”
“They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work.”