He burned his lips trying to blow up a bus.
“The uniform looks great Hajukeiwicz, but we normally wear the jock strap on the inside.”
“Ouch, OK, OK, jeez, I’m a raccoon, already!”
“You’re not a miracle child. The Bishop was your father.”
“We treat you like a King!”
“I"m decomposing,” Beethoven said.
“It’s cheap, not too bright, and real easy to spread.”
It’s to keep the client from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
“A good start.”
So German troops can march in the shade.
“What shoes?”
“Your parole officer hasn’t been born yet.”
“No, I play only with Ole’s packer.”
The judge smiled and said kindly, “Well, just do the best you can.”
“So I was last in line, an’ when dey got t’me, I said ‘Sam’ t’ing.’”
A good start.
“When they got through Ellis Island, they had ‘TO N.Y.’ stamped on their foreheads.”
Not enough sand.
“Jell-O wiggles when you eat it.”
Professional courtesy, of course.