A new Punch Line thread

“Nobody eats parsley.”

“Oh, to be 70 again…”

“Consarn it, Deputy! I told you to round up a little posse!”

:: blam :: “OK, he’s dead. Now what?”

“You put his name in the book! This is America, and he’s got as much right to vote as anybody else!”

“They’re meant for kids, but men like playing with them too.”

“Sorry. The doctor says you’re gonna die.”

“‘Matador.’ ‘Picador.’ ‘Isidore.’”

“He says you don’t have the balls to pull that trigger.”

“She puts them in the car.”

“This is the Santa Clara Lighthouse. Your call.”

“He would have put the ‘E’ back into NATO.”

Canine related…
“He has a rough bark”.

“He does his business on the sidewalk”.

“When I open the door, in come Tax”.

“It could be hailing taxis”.

A site for sure “Ayes.”

“A ‘Quayle.’”

Not everybody who shits on you is an enemy
Not everybody who pulls you out of shit is a friend
If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

“They both knew Jack Kennedy.”

Never fired; thrown down once.

“He didn’t have a major in college, but he had plenty of minors.”

New Jersey got first pick.