“Oho, that’s a mighty big word for an eight-year-old!”
Not enough gin.
“Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.”
“Ben Dover and Philip McEveety.”
“Clearasil. Third aisle, in the back.”
Because she’s an immigrant doing one of the jobs Americans won’t do.
With thanks to Hilarity N. Suze.
“Every night, he puts it in Olive Oyl.”
“Do you think I should’ve said ‘abrasive’”?
“She stood there waiting for the other 13 to show up.”
“Yeth - and I’m only thixteen.”
“$200, sir.”
Pepper.
“They want to look like their mothers.”
“Sure hope your team wins, lady.”
“She insisted on foreplay.”
The moron Tab and apple choir.
My country TIS of thee…
“Oh, that’s just the Democrats. They think they’re all alone up here.”
“Pretentious? Moi?!?”
“A matched pair of PEZ dispensers.”
No, but you were Prime Minister twice.