“Marry her.”
Now you’re just comparing apples to oranges.
“How do you think I rang the bell?”
“Does anyone here know who this man is? He seems to have forgotten.”
“An old black bag full of drugs, floating in the bathtub.”
The “J” is for “Jenius.”
“They recycled their combs.”
“A fire in a trash can.”
“He was in the mood for a little Chinese.”
“I told her that Business Class doesn’t stop at Chicago.”
“Dead ant! Dead ant! Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant…”
“To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump…”
One, but it has to want to change.
No, but I got 'em with the door
One to change the bulb and 100 to do an environmental impact study
one to change the bulb and 10 to ‘share the experience’
one to hold the bulb and two to rotate the ladder
“No! Gimme a BUD LITE!”
“Well, I have to tell you all, She’s black, and She’s pissed.”
“The other psychiatrist says ‘Hmm, I wonder what he meant by that?’”
“Is that all?!?”
“Oh, no, Bwana. But you can’t fool dem BoBo flies.”
A recovery begins when the President loses his job.
One of its legs is both the same.