“There! Now you’re fucked!”
“No, he’s not even from this village.”
“I want two more just like it!”
So the bartender gave it to her.
Oh no, you got that when you bought the car!
Twenty bucks, same as on the old Board.
“What’s this button for?”
“‘She Ain’t Heavy, She’s My Sister.’”
“They told them they were edible.”
“He hung himself with the cord.”
“It’s when you get old and forget you were a Nazi.”
“Goose Green, Falkland Islands, SIR!”
“I don’t care who you know, sir.”
“Yeah, but this was just this morning.”
“Well, it’s only 2115 now.”
“They want to be in top form for the chainsaw fights in the evening.”
“‘I’m so horny, not even the crack of dawn is safe around me!’”
“The package with the glass is marked HANDLE WITH CARE.”
Lefty.
“A free-holey.”
Answers to “Lucky.”
“El BJ.”