“That was no Geisha. That was my Honorable Hidden One.”*
*Japanese version of a Henny Youngman joke.
“See, that’s how you do it.”
“A kamikaze butterfly.”
“Euripedes?”
“A ‘stick.’”
Hey, it’s a start.
“Doest that bit of chrome not make my buggy look bitchin’?”
“Wouldst thou like me to plow thy furrow?”
“I would totally get shunned for thee.”
These sessions do him so much good.
“If ye cometh around eight and bring some buttermilk, we can sit silently in the company of my large family.”
OK, then, grab your waterskis and get down to the dock. Mrs. Kennedy is waiting.
“They were trying to breed bulletproof Kennedys.”
Stop putting me on.
“So, Ted: Did you get a Christmas card from the Kopechnes this year?”
Vote for the Kennedy of your choice, but vote!
It’s not unusual."
“Tell him it’s tomorrow.”
“Vote early, vote often.”
“Dammit, my girlfriend’s gone, too!”
“The next day, Jean told the cowboy to wear his own clothes.”
“Yeah, but the light’s better over here.”