“The bubbles hurt my nose.”
“No, but I married his widow.”
“I could never get into the habit.”
“OK Monica, you can go”
“His new chauffeur was Jacques Cousteau.”
“St Valentine’s Day moussaka.”
“Paddy O’Furniture.”
“You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.”
“Other than that, Mrs Kennedy, how did you like Dallas?”
“Well, you just had your Lab test.”
“Oooooh, what a way to go1”
“Now we’ve completed the cat scan.”
“Iz dat so?”
“Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener…”
“I don’t know him, but his face rings a bell.”
“Uncle Ted taught him how to navigate.”
“Don’t fuck with grandpa when he’s drunk.”
“He’s a dead ringer for his brother.”
“Uncle Ted killed just one woman when he crashed into the ocean.”
“I couldn’t say, but he’s a dead ringer for the other guy!”
“He’s not crazy. Just deaf.”