A new Punch Line thread

“The bubbles hurt my nose.”

“No, but I married his widow.”

“I could never get into the habit.”

“OK Monica, you can go”

“His new chauffeur was Jacques Cousteau.”

“St Valentine’s Day moussaka.”

“Paddy O’Furniture.”

“You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.”

“Other than that, Mrs Kennedy, how did you like Dallas?”

“Well, you just had your Lab test.”

“Oooooh, what a way to go1”

“Now we’ve completed the cat scan.”

“Iz dat so?”

“Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener…”

“I don’t know him, but his face rings a bell.”

“Uncle Ted taught him how to navigate.”

“Don’t fuck with grandpa when he’s drunk.”

“He’s a dead ringer for his brother.”

“Uncle Ted killed just one woman when he crashed into the ocean.”

“I couldn’t say, but he’s a dead ringer for the other guy!”

“He’s not crazy. Just deaf.”