“We know,” one of the men replies, shaking his head. “And we don’t approve.”
“She liked men.”
“You should have talked to me first. I know a place where you could’ve paid a lot more.”
“No, but my girlfriend goes to Wellsley.”
“Her tongue gets hard.”
“Darling.”
“Niiice dick!”
:: looks around furtively::
Whaddya need?
“The guy says ‘Slut!’ and drops her.”
“Stops me lickin’ ‘em.”
“A ‘Chunk.’”
He tried to convince me my car didn’t even exist.
“He thinks Chicken Cacciatore is an Italian movie actress.”
“Don’t put Descartes before the whores.”
“He thinks cunnilingus is an Irish airline.”
“You’re chicken, catcher Torre,”
“An Italian suppository.”
“His favorite cocktail is a 15.”
That there are twenty of them.
“There, see? You’re smarter already!”