Paddy O’Furniture.
“He had a garden of wind-free okra.”
“Hello, friendly little fuck.”
“A St Patrick’s Day parade.”
He thus became the first black man in American history who had to convince the public that he did kill someone.
“He was surprised to learn that cockfighting is done with chickens.”
“Because it saves time.”
“He thinks you need a rowboat to cross Lake Street.”
“That sheep has always been a liar.”
“In that case, just give me a Coke.”
Bob…
“I don’t know his name, but his fez is familiar.”
“He went straight … to the all-you-can eat buffet.”
“I don’t recognize the mane, but the pace is familiar.”
“He lived in Vegas, but he really loved Queens.”
Chuck.
“Put Velcro on the ceiling.”
I don’t know his name, but his face rings a bell!
“Give him a stick and tell him it’s a piñata.”
“WHAT White House?”