“Land mines.”
“I could have been a sophomore”!
“Smurf semen.”
Art…
“Bird farts.”
“That’s nothing. Wait 'til you see how we make jelly donuts.”
“Shut up, and reload.”
“Michael Jackson\s other glove.”
“We got it!”
“I doubt it, ma’am. Major Goldman seldom makes mistakes.”
“Okay, where’s the library at, asshole.”
“The end came up at the beginning.”
“Shut up or everyone will want one!”
“Hey, only one to a customer!”
“Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”
One, but he has to want to change.
“Help me, help me! There’s sharks in these waters!”
“Nope. And that ain’t butter, neither.”
“You know, for a fat girl, you don’t sweat much.”
Why do you ask, Two dogs fucking?
“She came across on the Mayflower.”