“One is a Florida Key, and the other is the Rockettes.”
“Endless love.”
Christopher Walken
“The last one who did got shot.”
“The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.”
“Then STOP CLAPPING, YA BASTARD!!!”
“He is not aware of his ethnicity.”*
*Bowdlerized version.
The Constable replied “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow!”
“Because he’s married.”
“But how does it know?”
“‘This is the most violent book I’ve ever read!’”
“1. ‘I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you.’
2. ‘The check is in the mail.’
3. ‘I promise I won’t come in your mouth.’”
“A sturdy birdie with a hurdy-gurdy.”
“That’s what I’ve been tryin’ t’tell ya!”
“Really? That’s the only way I’ve ever seen them.”
“Mom’s out on the porch roof chasing squirrels”!
“Jimmy Hoffa.”
“Shit.”
She was not prone to argue
“Mary Beth Whitehead’s next three kids.”