A new Punch Line thread

“Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

“Rude Alf the Red knows train beer.”

“Silly rabbi - kicks are for Trids!”

“That she’ll evolve and he won’t.”

“Let him off somewhere 'way out in the countryside. And if he finds his way home, don’t fuck him!”

“He goes down to the sea in slips.”

“The original inhabitants weren’t good joke material.”*

*Bowdlerized version.

And she said, “When the kid next door flies to the Moon, honey, I’ll give you a blowjob.”

“An eight-armed agricultural machine that won’t work.”*

*Bowdlerized version.

“Have you been eating donuts?”

“A pair of giant nostrils races across the screen snorting coke.”

“Watermelon seeds.”

“Taxi driver—bad hunter. Chukchi would have opened door.”*

*Translated from Russian.