"To hit the goalie
with the puck
in the neck."
“The bottle has a hole in it, and the girl doesn’t.”
“Soap on a rope.”
‘Walk him and pitch to the rhino.’
‘It works fine, but it keeps shoving peanuts up my ass!’
‘Addadicktome.’
“How would you like hearing 20,000 people yell ‘They’re off!’?”
‘Everybody!’
(That’s the punchlines to two different jokes.)
“A black man.”
“That’s him!”
‘Miss Crunt!’
“El runno and el punto.”
“Tourette’s. Now go fuck yourself, you cocksucking asshole!”
“That’s what grows in an Italian forest.”
“The Frisians ate them all.”*
*Translated from German.
“They’re both King of the Apes.”**
**Translated from Finnish.
“I’m pink; therefore, I’m Spam!”
“You’re cruller blind.”
They tried to get away with the Monet but they couldn’t make the van go.
“I think that blade would come down farther if you took that knot out of the rope.”
‘I think you need to lube the tracks.’
“The third guy yells ‘FIRE!!!’”
The third statistician says “We got him”!
They get taller.
“That’s not him … That’s not him … This one’s not from our village … That’s not him …”