A new Punch Line thread

‘Yes, but the name’s Daisy!

‘The sadist said, “No.”’

‘When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.’

“I am totally broke.”

“They’re afraid they might wing the wong number.”

“Not today, kid - it’s your week in the barrel”

“I bet him two million dollars that I could grab the chairman of Chase Manhattan by the balls.”

“A dumb, rich nymphomaniac who owns a pub.”

I thought it was the Santa Clara lighthouse? :thinking: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

It can be whatever lighthouse you want.

“We don’t know. We’ve never caught one.”

‘But not half as surprised as the Invisible Man’


‘You’re a real prick when you’re drunk, Superman.’

“That’s okay. You can have the duck.”

You’re right. The smaller he gets, the cuter he looks.

“Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.”

“Whenever she walked, her boobs collided.”

“René des à la Carte.”

“Did you ever see someone bowl 300 and lose?”

‘He should have stopped while he was a head.’

“Hello there, little fuck.”