A new Punch Line thread

[In German accent] “No, just visiting.”

“Slivers, by cracky!”

“I want to live in the Union!”*

*Translated from Russian.

“He fucked a nun.”

…there were pink jelly beans!

“Shit! I think I just fucked a penguin!”

His English friends call him “Chips.”

“I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink”

None. He can walk around all by himself.

Russian, Himalayan, Finnish.

“Two obese Pattys, special Ross, Lenny Reese picking his bunions on a Sesame Street bus.”

‘Chunks is my dog.’

“Man who fly upside down have crack up.”

You’re on your own now, asshole.

“Man who slide down banister rail get slivers, by cracky.”

But I put my foot down.

“Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”

And I, uh, forget the second thing.

“Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”

Man who run in front of car soon get tired.

Man who run behind car soon get exhausted.