A new Punch Line thread

I was going to tell a time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

“He went home for lunch.”

‘Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.’

“And that,” Napoleon said, “is how I felt when I was hiding in the chimney.”

“Gee, I don’t know. I was hiding inside this refrigerator…”

‘I was westing!’

“Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!”

Depth perception.

“As long as you’re sending me one, why not throw in another?”

It was the only time where a sentence was properly ended by a semi-Colin.

“Komon Iwannalaya.”

“It was my first day with the hook.”

“Man with hand in pocket feel pretty cocky.”

“It’s two sixes and a nine, ya’ll. I’m bluffing.”

“Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids.”

“Y’know, that’s such an easy question, I’m going to let my driver answer it!”

“Going down for the Count.”