A new Punch Line thread

“It’s OK. The one I’m looking for will be on the front page.”

“Have a Nagila?”

“Those who understand math, and those who don’t.”

The Soviet ambassador came in second; the British ambassador came in next to last.

“We used to live there until your mother ate us out of house and home.”

“He hired a white guy to sit in the back.”

Because one will drink all your beer.

“The koala tea of Mercy is not strained.”

Those who understand math, and those who don’t.

“He stuck out like a sore thumb.”

“Well, first of all, it’s a hardware store…”

‘No, I don’t wanna screw for my hinge, but I’ll blow you for the toaster in the corner.’

“Doc, she’s choking!”