[Shouted] “Sir, good trade, sir!”
“At fifty bucks a shot, I’m not surprised.”
“Not so fast there, Jenkins.”
‘Read the card! Read the card!’
“Lisbions.”
‘Oh. It’s a shame about Beirut.’
Oh no! You don’t understand, that Green asphalt, he’s a cycle path!
(originally told as green tarmac, in the UK)
“If I die, I want those to be my last words.”
“No, man. I got a booger on my finger and I can’t get it off!”
“Elementary, my dear [last name].”
“Every player was a tight end.”
There was a bunch of them!
One’s a huge Nazi gasbag and the other’s a blimp,
[GERMAN ACCENT]: A zeppelin iss not a blimp!
“Alimentary, my dear [last name].”
“I don’t care what anybody says, I’m thirsty!”
Because of all the deductions.
“I spent the whole night walking the ceiling.”
The goldfish mucks around a fountain.
“I hope it doesn’t rain. I hate it when the children have to play inside.”