Podiatry, because the foot’s a game.
He treated Odds and Ends.
“Hey! Wanna buy a chicken?”
“I can’t remember.”
“That sheep has always been a liar.”
“‘Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!’”
“I’ve never felt better in me life!”
“One was a salted.”
“Not so fast there, Jenkins!”
“A nocturnal Seminole admission.”
“I think I see the problem.”
“A scrotum pole.”
The third cowboy said nothing, but stirred the embers of the fire with his cock.
That’s 'cause he was a TEXAN! 
That’s what she said!
I go online, watch porn, eat some Cheetos…
“You’ll never believe who I’ve been sleeping with…”
“Scrotum Pole.”*
*Not the same joke as 931.
He got off on a technicality.
“He needed a charcoal suit.”