“‘Congratulations! You have just been screwed by Granny!’”
“But kinkiness requires Engineering!”
“I can’t say I’m surprised. You’ve been complaining ever since you got here!”
“Help me find my motorcycle and we can ride out of here.”
“This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.”
“Well, yes, several times in 1943 - but I never actually landed.”
“No, I’m the chip monk.”
He was caught crossing sedate lions for immoral porpoises.
“Just don’t shoot my backpack or the power failure will implode the continent we’re standing on.”
“I think we clearly should make strangers illegal.”
“Then the Ewok High Command orchestrates a counter-offensive that drives into Mordor and ends with Sauron’s helm beneath the Ewok moccasin.”
You can’t hear an enzyme.
“He’ll live, but he’s going to be sticky.”
“The koala tea of Mercy is not strained.”
Do we now?
“I’m not sure. What’s her name?”
“The Great Lakes? Uppa U.S.”
“Hey, I’m-a jus’ tellin’ ma friend here how t’spell ‘Mississippi.’”
“Because they can’t reach it themselves.”
I didn’t notice what the second one is.
“What??? They gave me a Chihuahua?”
“We just can’t take that risk again.”