“There are things you just can’t get a rat to do.”
‘An addadictome.’
“Would you mind holding this dog for a minute?”
“A retarded ape.”
“How are we going to tell people that they can’t have their miracle cure because it causes rats in laboratory cancer?”
“They’re the size of John Wayne’s saddlebags.”
“Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician!”
“Nothing. Some things not even a pig would do.”
“So they let him.”
“Rude Ulf the Red knows train beer.”
“Do I know him? I just had lunch with him!”
“Excuse me, is this seat taken?”
“They’re going ‘tits up.’”
“It’s a good thing we didn’t step in it!”
“May as well. I can’t get this damned hubcap off.”
“Walken in a Winter Wonderland”
“They boil the Hell out of it.”
“I couldn’t tell. The coffin lid was down.”
“Don’t fry for me, Marge and Tina.”
“But watch the tongue this time. The men are watching!”