I am so tired of chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
“Next thing I knew, I was back on that dude’s mustache!”
“No, he had a Chevy Malibu.”
:“The bull does not always lose.”
“Yes, he does. And quickly, too.”
“Is that damned nun outside again?”
They rearrange the furniture.
“you’re wearing the bishop’s shoes.”
“You tip her, of course.”
“I’m decomposing!”
“I wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this!”
“Thank you, motherfucker.”
“I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
“She kept saying ‘I’m sorry, sir. Your three minutes are up.’”
“Both!” the little boy said.
“Anybody wanna buy a fly?”
“He was the delivery guy from Domino’s just waiting to collect the money for our pizzas.”
“Don’t go to those places,” my doctor said.
“The old man looked up and said ‘Parkinson’s Disease.’”
“Yeah, but you picked the ugliest one.”