A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

So they watched Trump get away with Lying and Posturing Full-Time.

And they thought: hey! This works!!! People we lie to LOVE us for it! It’s foolproof—let’s make our party platform “Lying And Posturing 24/7/365.”

… And then they learned that there’s something called “reality.”

#GOPsoSad

Because you haven’t shown yourself to be sufficiently stupid…

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-encourages-supporters-to-buy-misspelled-trump-offical-card/ar-AAMZjSM?ocid=Peregrine&li=BBnb7Kz

Odd that those designs use the colors of the flag of China. I thought the Trumpites were admirers of Russia?

Also, as mentioned in another thread: probably the “ID number” will be identical on all, because it costs money to print cards with differing numbers.

Former Republican Steve Schmidt today offered a tweet thread with some other designs likely to find favor with Trumpites:

The original twitter page:
https://twitter.com/SteveSchmidtSES/status/1423134529129107466

Red for China, Red for Russia, Red for Republican. Better red than…well…

Recounts in Florida? Unheard of.

If enough Republicans kill themselves in Florida, there will be no point to a recount, because the Democrats will win it overwhelmingly.

Seriously - If the Republicans manage to kill enough of their base, then more states will tilt Democratic.

What possible use could Putin have for him now?

Um… Somebody has already pointed out, in one of these related threads, that Republicans don’t need voters any more. With the voter suppression and election-hijacking rules they are passing, winning votes is no longer necessary for them.

Besides, minds are already made up. There is a house a mile away that has a banner proclaiming “Trump 2024, FUCK your feelings”. (And a big fuck you to the kids who walk that road every day, but who cares?)

Specifially the Soviet Union, best known for gulags, Stalin’s tender loving reign, the KGB, and the constant threat of nuclear war.

I know the USA did its own share of posturing during the Cold War. But it wouldn’t matter who actually pushed the button because we’d all have been just as dead.

A couple weekends ago there was a small plane flying around with a TRUMP 2020 banner behind it. People in cars were waving and pointing and honking at it. His supporters are out there, and they are stupid.

It makes me want to put out a sign with “Never Trump, fuck YOUR feelings.” Because it’s ok for them to insult others but hurt their widdle feewings and suddenly you’re the bad guy.

Trump could always run again - and he just might win.

Meanwhile, down in Georgia…

My favorite comment on the Chump Card:

This assumes logic is being respected.

If it is close, then “recount”

If it is not close, then “clearly the Dems have cheated because there’s no way it could be a blowout”

It’s always “Head I win, Tails you lose” with these assholes.

Discord among citizens in the USA is highly desired by Putin. Trump divides us like no other. You bet Putin still has use for him.

I would go with

BIDEN WON!! FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!

Do NOT look at the “man” behind the curtain.

“Every judge says Biden won, however I’m totally sympathetic with your plight: please tell me more about you feelings”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/anti-vaxxer-dies-of-covid-after-mocking-experimental-vaccine/ar-AAN14Tk?li=BBnb7Kz

He brought this on himself. Dickhead.

Nice of him to volunteer to be part of the “no vaccine” part of the experiment, though. Wonder if it was Mr Hoogly?