“Ix, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 missing weirding modules. I think you will be highly rewarded by the Landsraad.”
With tears in their eyes.
I am so tempted to go all nerd rage on you.
Why 
? Have I broken some unwritten law? I don’t know a thing about “Dune”, haven’t read the books or saw any of the films, only saw the documentary about Alejandro Jodorowsky’s Dune project, which would’ve been awesome if realized.
I might be tempted to go all ragey on all this nerdy dune stuff. 
“Why? There is no why, there is only nerd rage . . . and flame.”
From one of my favorite Cracked moments, before it was 100% lists and plasties. Quote is around 2:31.
Another quote, which should be applied to Trump and his ilk “Maybe in your next life, though you’ll probably reincarnate as a scabby weasel.”
Although several of the Trumpykins already resemble that remark… Hmmmm.
I meant I could have said “No no no, it’s not a phallic symbol. Leto Atreides gave up his humanity to merge with the sandworms and thus gain the prescience needed to save the universe and rule Arrakis for 3,500 years, blah blah blah” – the way a nerd would react if somebody confused Star Wars and Star Trek.
Or, as the prophet Freud said in the Orange Catholic Bible: ‘Sometimes a worm is just a spice shitting machine.’
What will all the white mouth-breathing Trumpist would-be nerd-boys do once they figure out the majority of the characters in Dune are some store brand variety of ‘moos-lem’?
That would require reading.
Maybe it’s a coral fungus.
Trump is more of a stinkhorn. It looks like an diseased dick, smells like rotting meat, and grows in rotten wood.
Beat me to it with the Phallus impudicus!
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I’m pretty sure MAGAtrash can’t do that without moving their lips.
Individual 1 has dropped off the Forbes top 400 richest people for the first time in a quarter century.
Oh, to be a fly in the wall in Mar-a-lago.
"Quick! Someone get the soundtrack to “Cats!”
Suing in 3… 2… 1…
By several accounts he probably didn’t have any legitimate place on the list in many of those years—a lot of his ‘net worth’ was based on the value he himself put on his brand, for example.
Still, this is nice to see. It makes you wonder how much he actually is raking in from his delusional fans–not enough to make him rich? Or have saner heads prevailed and that money is being squirreled away* extra-legally, and therefore not being counted as part of his net worth?
*Hail South Dakota, beloved of tax-avoiders!
Do any of T-Rumps activities as president count as racketeering?
You misspelled RICO-teering.