A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

So I guess I’m far from the first person to compare the Orange One to Nero. I just get the feeling that he main reason he fears death is that then the world won’t have the pleasure and wonder of his awesomeness.

That’s why I fear death.

Yeah, but there’s a chance in your case of it being true. That’s the difference.

Hey, if y’all can’t figure out a way to make me immortal, you don’t deserve the pleasure of my awesomeness.

Get to work folks; the clock is ticking.

You misspelled “racism”.

Alex Jones, Roger Stone and three others subpoenaed:

Feeling an entirely unreasonable amount of schadenfreude about the Alex Jones news.

And I’m okay with that.

Judge orders pro-Trump attorneys who brought frivolous election fraud case to pay more than $180,000 to defendants they sued.

I’ve always thought of it as, “Anyone and anything willing to let Trump touch him/her/it was already shit, and Trump’s touch merely made that fact apparent.”

Sunday, November 21, 2021, 6:07pm, Eastern, the exact moment satire officially died. We lived to see it, folks!

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Unbelievable… but then again, these days, of course, it’s not.

His poor kids. (Sympathy suspended depending on the asshole-ness and ages of the kids.)

Maybe it’s more accurate to say Trump attracts shit. He’s a shit-magnet.

Me too, although I’d bet the plaintiffs won’t see a nickel. Will there be some sort of monitoring of his income set up so as much as possible can be raked off?

The plaintiffs can file for garnishment orders. It’s a tricky process, but it can clean out bank accounts and siphon off from his income (does Jones even have one these days?).

Arm wrestle? Wimps! Do it right!

“If both survive the lirpa, combat will continue with the ahn woon…”

I guess it is pointless to ask whether he has any qualifications, guess they did not even check if he can read or write. Well… :shrugs:

Rooting for a Netflix series on that.

Aw, shucks!

Don’t get too excited. Exceeding performance level Orange isn’t exactly a high bar.

Squid Trek?