WTH is a “seventh-inning sketch?” Do they have a couple of Abbott & Costello impersonators stand on the pitcher’s mound and do “Who’s on First?”
That would be better. Apologies for typos. I have no defense.
Tbf, it depends on the league.
I like to post this every now and then.
Wonderful. SMBC isn’t quite to the level of “there’s an XKCD for that,” but it’s getting there.
if you are at a phillies game then yes, there is a sketch. the phanatic goes through some sort of routine.
I looked him up and found that he was honorably discharged from the Marines in 1996. Had he been a retiree, he would have been subject to the UCMJ, but he was a civilian disgrace to his service, not a military one.
I thought it was because of all the extra nighttime security guards they had to hire to stop the locals showing up at midnight to shit in the holes.
You and the Lions both.
I recall reading a biography of Benjamin Franklin that as a child his family would say a lengthy prayer before every meal. Being bored, and a bit of a trouble maker, he asked why couldn’t they just say a prayer over the entire keg of dried fish once and be done with it, which earned him a sharp blow to his head and ears from his father. Gotta love those founding fathers!
I don’t know.
Yes.
Eat hot death, Discourse.
Well played
Third base!
(You muffed it, @gnarator! 
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Nothing worse than dropping a straight line like that and nobody picks it up. 
Be more interesting if they acted out the Phil Rizzuto bridge of “Paradise By the Dashboard Light…”
Perhaps we could suggest it in the NFL Pro Bowl Games thread?
I prefer subtlety
Then you’re in the wrong place, pal.
I sometimes want to make an obligSMBC reference like I do obligXKCDs, but I’m never able to successfully google the SMBC I remember reading to get the direct link. XKCD is much better indexed.