“Now they’re saying I didn’t post a bond, fake news! I posted the Biglyest Bond Since Barry Bond, best bond ever, except maybe James Bond, there was a man who knew how to grab a bull by the pussy, he had a license to kill, not many people knew that, it was an actual card, subtle coloring, tasteful thickness, it even has a watermark, given to him by Queen Victoria, I met her once, I was taller than her, not many people knew that, but the point is, I know Barry Bond better than anyone!”
Ol’ Jimmy O’Keefe of Project Veritas has lost his cushy job as chief bull-shit shoveler at Project: Veritas.. Too bad, so sad.
allegations of workplace misconduct and mismanagement of donor money.
I’m shocked, shocked!
Do you require smelling salts? A stiff drink?
I’ve had two single malts, and am now resting on my fainting couch.
He’s going to start a new organization, same as the old one. He’ll need to grift a bunch of money though. I can’t wait to see the appeals. “I stole a bunch of money from my previous job, please donate more than you can afford. Don’t worry about all those tiny check boxes in the fine print.”
“Project Truthiness”
My Twitter feed includes the occasional odd gem from Catturd2 (a fine distillation of all the MAGA craziness with a particular opposition to vaccines), courtesy of my youngest brother. Apparently Veritas is bleeding followers, and all the turds fellow travelers are indeed begging James to start a new beacon of truth.
Doesn’t surprise me. I mean, off the top of your head, name anyone else from Project Veritas. O’Keefe was PV, for all practical purposes. What did their “board” even do? How much of an “organization” do you need to make fake videos, anyways?
O’Keefe can set up shop down the street, and have the same audience and donations within a month, I’d bet.
With the same high-quality malarky and legal woes you’ve come to expect! Trust in O’Keefe!
How much O’Keefe?
Miles O’Keefe!
"George Santos admits: “I’ve been a terrible liar.”
I think he’s lying.
“I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.” --Oscar Wilde
He’s not lamenting the fact that he’s a liar. His complaint is how bad he is at it. And given what lies pubbie voters accept without question, that’s pretty damn bad.
This brings us close to the liar paradoxon… 
Hypocrisy would be wicked.
George Santos is seeing the rise of AI, he’s seen all the Terminator films and knows what’s coming. He’s trying to float these logic loops out there to sabotage online AIs as they crawl the web to add to their databases. He’s a true American hero and savior of humanity!
Could not resist
Atlanta grand jury foreperson breaks silence.
Asked whether the jurors had recommended indicting Mr. Trump, Ms. Kohrs gave a cryptic answer: “You’re not going to be shocked. It’s not rocket science,” adding “you won’t be too surprised.”
What if I LIKE plot twists?