A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

It’s like I tell people when I recount the time I was caught up in the middle of an FBI case. (I was a witness cooperating with them.) Thrillers are really cool to watch on TV but really, really suck to actually live through them.

I love plot twists on TV and movies. In real life, let’s try to let sanity prevail if at all possible.

WTF are you doing here in the Pit? You should be over in MPSIMS doing an AMA thread!

Looks like Cheato has worked himself up into another tantrum:

This is the real crime that took place in Georgia, with a Racist in Reverse D.A., who presides over the most dangerous city per capita in our Nation (by far!), Atlanta, does nothing but harass me for making two absolutely PERFECT phone calls, and for any other fake reason that the Department of Injustice in D.C. tells her to pursue. They are demanding silence from people from protesting, or even discussing, Election results, because that’s the place they just don’t want to get anywhere near!

Imagine thinking that a “perfect phone call” was a thing.

“Racist in Reverse”? As in thinks everybody is equally worthy of respect and dignity regardless of race?

I wonder sometimes how long, if at all, it would take for anybody that stupid to really get how dumb they sound if you just repeated their words back to them with a dubious tone.

Well, it’s possible in the “perfect = doesn’t expose me to legal issues” sense. Too bad these calls didn’t pass that bar, either.

I’m trying to imagine anyone understand whatever the fuck that is Tan the Conman blathered in Steve_MB’s quote above.

Nah, melanin enhanced.

To quote Ricky Gervais:

The perfect call is the call never made.

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Sometimes, it feels like quite a few of you are totally oblivious to the existence of the word “Tsicar.”

I can’t work under these conditions.

“I’m anti-Antifa! Therefore I’m the good guy! Wait, what does “fa”mean anyway?”

I do believe it is “a long, long way to run.”

They’re not running fa enough for my liking.

In a nutshell, Trump said it’s worth 881 million. It’s probably worth about half that.

Oh, dear. That’s probably a federal offense.

Lots of good schadenfreude today!!

Getting pretty deep into Queeg territory, that one. I’d like to see the first sentence diagrammed.

Trump and his lawyers fined $1 million.