A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Wasn’t Barron one of shitgibbon’s aliases?

Yes. It’s very strange that his kid is now named this.

I keep thinking of Barron Trump as a little kid. He just turned 17, so it won’t be too many years before he appears in public as an adult.

Even before his father does.

It’s even crazier now that he looks like he’s eight feet tall.

That’s got to eat him up. That his youngest son is a lot taller than him.

And has better hair.

Are we completely sure Donald isn’t just keeping him around as part of some sci-fi body transplanting scheme?

Now we know why Don Junior hasn’t been on FOX for a while. And I never knew that leftists were running that network. Ignorance fought, once again.

That kid looks very pale. I bet Melania has him ducking paps 24-7.

Took me a minute to figure out you meant hiding from paparazzi.

Dodging Pops is likely a better idea for Barron. I’m imagining the Jaws theme as Daddy walks around Mar-a-Lago.

Ah, the ol’ “I’ve made some very powerful and yet also secret enemies because I’m fighting for you” chestnut. Classic.

Google tells me 6’ 7". Holy cow.

Expect to see more Claims that PAB is actually 6’8".

Four Proud Boys convicted on seditious conspiracy charges.

"“It was Donald Trump’s words, it was his motivation, it was his anger that caused what occurred on Jan. 6,” Tarrio attorney Nayib Hassan said in his closing remarks. “They want to use Enrique Tarrio as a scapegoat for Donald Trump and those in power.”

He’s definitely someone’s youngest son. I’m not convinced he’s Trump’s.

Trump is pretty tall so you mix that with a lady who’s fairly tall and 6’7" makes sense.

He also has a similar chin/mouth as dad and Eric.

I wouldn’t call it conclusive but it seems likely.

Perhaps…

I fully support them if they file a class action suit against Trump for inciting them into violence. I don’t think that they should get off any easier, but I would like to see them drag him down.

Maybe his father was also 6’7” :grinning:.

I think it’s more like 6’5”, but Trump makes him lie about it in order to maintain the fiction that he (Trump) is 6’3”.